STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
im holly from the hills drunk
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Still dying that you shit outside
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
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