doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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