if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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