Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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