what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
this beer tastes like vomit already
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
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