Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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