Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I want to be your penis for a week.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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