There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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