She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I have post one night stand depression
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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