She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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