Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Randomize
