IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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