What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Randomize