He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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