i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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