You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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