did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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