After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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