Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
even my farts smell like vagina
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
What a dumb baby whore.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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