real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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