K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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