My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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