I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
40s are totally the cure
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
