he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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