Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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