My nipple is on Facebook.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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