And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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