I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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