yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
you never un-have a 4some
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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