thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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