I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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