By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Also, beer. Big fan.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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