I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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