thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
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