Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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