You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
BRING THE BAGELS
Sorry about my life...
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