is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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