that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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