Already got asked if we're dating
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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