you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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