Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
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