she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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