I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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