Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
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