He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Randomize
