the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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