doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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