I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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