O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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