that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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