Don't you send me to vm
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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