There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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