Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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