You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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