Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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